The Cutesy Speaks

Hello. My name is Cutesy. My Hoomans also refer to me as Kewp Kewp and Grandma Kitty, however, you may call me Her Gorgeousness. I'm about twelve. My Hoomans rescued me from the wilderness a few years ago. After several rounds of antibiotics my doctors referred me to a specialist where it was discovered I had polyps growing into my throat and inner ear, which explained why I was starving, suffering from a chronic respiratory infection, and deaf in one ear. My Hoomans spent a lot of money on me for surgery and doctor care, but I'm now shiny and healthy.

My hobbies include napping, killing dog beds, occasional escapes into the back yard, destroying the front of the Woman's recliner with my claws, and eating as much cottage cheese as I can beg. I hate The Monster. Stay tuned for more pictures of my gorgeous self.

After spending years in the wild, you can see in this picture above I prefer the inside life. Except in spring and summer when I'm overwhelmed with the desire to escape into the back yard. The Woman has chased me around the yard in her undies once or twice, hee hee. Another time I leaped the fence and headed directly to the neighbor's yard. They drove up just in time to find The Woman sneaking around their landscaping as I lurked within the shrubbery. Hahahaha!